@DetroitLush: If zombies attack I'm heading south, most of those people don't have teeth.
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@runawaycupcake: "We're not buying another toy until Mommy gets laid!" might not be the most appropriate thing to yell in ToysRUs.
@ddsmidt: The car in front of me didn’t go when the light turned green, so I honked. She mouthed “thank you.” Okay, it wasn’t “thank”you, but I pretended it was.
@ErinEph: You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked.