@DetroitLush: If zombies attack I'm heading south, most of those people don't have teeth.
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@SamGrittner: I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more.
@juskewitch: If you're in a clown posse, you don't need to tell us you're insane. We know. Nobody's thinking you're an emotionally stable clown posse.
@donni: Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, though, it's every man for himself