@DetroitLush: If zombies attack I'm heading south, most of those people don't have teeth.
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@GrowlyGrego: Choose your own adventure: S O F A T H E R E Y E S P O P Dad sees a soda? Moving a couch for dad? Obese girl with a vision problem?
@Squizbot: I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people finding me attractive.
@ImKevinito: My kids are going to be so disappointed when they figure out peer pressure is a myth and they have to actually pay for drugs in high school.