@TampaBayMomma: Ignorance is not bliss. It's just a fancy word for stupid.
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@ItsAndyRyan: DRIVING ON HIGHWAY Wife: You just missed a right. Me: Thanks babe – you just MRS right.
@XplodingUnicorn: If you still had hope for kids today, a teenager in a bookstore pointed to a book title and asked me if it was about World War Two or Eleven
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: You should be nicer to me. You'll never have another dad. 5-year-old: Don't be so sure. Mom is pretty.