@TampaBayMomma: Ignorance is not bliss. It's just a fancy word for stupid.
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@jeffswarens: If you stare at a 6 year old when they're eating a banana split, they hold it real close and eat faster.
@Fred_Delicious: "Sir you can't bring your dog onto the plane" [labradoodle puts on tiny pilot hat] "Omg captain I'm so sorry"
@ramblinma: *cuts up plastic rings so no hypothetical animal will choke on them* *will not hold the elevator for a single person, ever*