@TampaBayMomma: Ignorance is not bliss. It's just a fancy word for stupid.
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@daemonic3: Son, always wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming "But dad we're goldfish" Oh yeah, I forgot "Forgot what?"
@Love_bug1016: Gentle reminder to send that good morning text so she doesn't have to draw on her angry eyebrows.
@BradBroaddus: My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full.