@Jandalize: Ignore her and she'll go away, to buy a gun, but she'll go away.
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@GreenishDuck: My sisters made me watch their kids last night. At one point all six of them were crying, but I just kept rap battling them one by one.
@Baldylockzzz: Nothing says " My divorce didn't go as planned " quite like the guy with grocery bags hanging on the sides of his bicycles handlebars
@PaperWash: Getting a text from someone when I'm trying to tweet is the emotional equivalent to walking into a spider web.