@BeCoco77: I'll apologize for burning your house down if you apologize for telling me I "overreact."
@kelkulus: Idea for dieting: Fridges with mirrors.
@FillWerrell: If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST
@XGibbons: Lifeguard 1: How was your day?
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake
1: How is that sad?
2: He could bearly swim!
2: He ate 3 campers
@refinedrednec: Her: I don't believe in casual sex.
Me: I'll wear a suit.
@landonashworth: If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?