@BeCoco77: I'll apologize for burning your house down if you apologize for telling me I "overreact."
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@Tetley6969: At the restaurant I heard a lady say her taco was too salty. My wife had to leap over the table and cover my mouth before I said something.
@BlotterMonkey: Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill.
@Dawn_M_: I stepped on two raccoons today, but I'm just gonna play it cool and wear them as slippers for the rest of my life.
@Doh573: Cartoons lied to me as a child. I was lead to believe quicksand was going to be a much larger problem in life.