@BeCoco77: I'll apologize for burning your house down if you apologize for telling me I "overreact."
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@TheToddWilliams: [grocery produce aisle] ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots? CLERK: No, why do you ask? CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?
@MollyCocktail: King: Good Knight, how fared thy journey? Knight: 'Twas long and hard King: 'Tis what she proclaimed. Both: *fist bump* -Medieval Brahs
@shariv67: If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it's working.