@fro_vo: "i'll be back"
--arnold schwarzenegger getting into a 2-man horse costume
@ojedge: Guys what shall we call thing that impedes movement?
GUY NAMED BARRY: "How about a barry?"
GUY NAMED BARRY BARRY: "How about a barrier?"
@TravLeBlanc: I'm not a womanizer! They were all women when I found them!
@_NTFG_: My friend left his laptap on the floor in my living room. My other friend thought it was a scale. Conclusion: She weighs $950.
@notalogin: People who say "go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it's literally my only goal for most of the day.
@mrjohndarby: [World Cat Conference]
President Cat: We have to dispell these stereotypes about cats. We need to- *he pushes his own notes off the podium*