@fro_vo: "i'll be back"
--arnold schwarzenegger getting into a 2-man horse costume
@KDsMorning: My mom would probably complain in my funeral about how somebody's son died better
@fillthevacuum: "Ohhh, that's what you meant by period sex" I say, removing my powdered wig and waistcoat.
@ClassOf20l6: why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here
@iAmDelFreaky: Waking up with morning wood is one thing, but waking with Elijah Wood is just creepy.
I calmed down once I stared into his beautiful eyes.
@Gooooats: It turns out no one likes "the real me" and they have asked the priest to reverse my exorcism.