@fro_vo: "i'll be back"
--arnold schwarzenegger getting into a 2-man horse costume
@ibid78: Don't even talk to me unless you're an actual cup of coffee. In which case I'd listen to your story as I slowly sip the life from you.
@Fred_Delicious: Date - "I really dig intellectuals"
Me - "oh yeah? well check this out babe"
[counts to 17]
@joerogan: There's an age where being drunk becomes pathetic but if you hang in there somewhere around 70 it becomes cool again.
@AnitaHelmet: Not a catfish. Just behind on my lip waxing.
@HomeProbably: It's amazing what happens when you take a little time to get to know someone.
They become even more annoying.