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@AmishPornStar1: "I'll be back!"
@WineMummy: Sorry I had sex with your hot gardener, but in my defense, you did say that I needed Jesus in me.
@Dawn_M_: When people are kissing in public, it's weird how angry they get when you try and join in.
@MUMSIEesq: ME: My husband has a cold do you have those euthanasia pills?
PHARMACIST: I think you mean echinacea pills haha
@LilMamacitaDont: I've lost so many friends to babies.
@HeyZeus666: My dad use to take me to the circus to see the tattooed man and the bearded lady. Now, I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart.