@WilliamAder: I'll be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that's me.
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@LikeABaus91: Red bull gives you crippling heart palpitations just doesn't have the same ring to it.
@briangaar: *turns down the lights* Girl this is going to be a magical night *dumps legos on bed* ok first we need to separate these by color
@Angibangie: Me: Do you have assorted cheeses? Mom [exactly right next to me]: A sword of jesus? Me: Yes ma, did you have a sword of jesus? Dad [from down the hall]: We have lots of cheese in the top drawer of the fridge!