@WilliamAder: I'll be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that's me.
@cpabry: If I were Amish, I'd have to convert to Pmish cause I'm not a morning person.
@markydoodoo: AVOCADO: Hello I'm good fat
BACON: *lights cigarette* *punches avocado*
@plumbur: I'm convinced that my washing machine is a portal to a world where one-legged men hop around in my socks.
@Book_Krazy: Me: Watcha got there?
Me: What kind?
@Kendragarden: Papa don't preach
I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach
I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind
I'm keeping my baby velociraptor