@WilliamAder: I'll be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that's me.
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@samalmightysam: ''Hey, you like water? yes? well I can turn it into wine.'' -Jesus flirting in a bar
@jessokfine: I'm like the lemon seed that sinks to the bottom of your water glass and then shoots up your straw unexpectedly, trying to choke you.
@Better_Clever: Women who always hustle to clean the house before the maid service arrives.. What the hell is wrong with you?!