@WilliamAder: I'll be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that's me.
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@grifteezy: Meet my cat, Hemingway. And my two dogs, Faulkner and Whitman. I know what books are. Ah yes, my macaw approaches. His name is Literature
@SequelsWeWant: Batman V Superman 2: Both men agree their last battle was too destructive They settle their differences by playing Uno Loser leaves earth
@TeejayRush: Reasons to not go camping No.154: People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world...
@slackerjorge: Based on the number of AVI pics taken in your cars, I'm guessing that quite a few of you girls are on the run