@WilliamAder: I'll be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that's me.
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@SteelFontana: I'm going as "Twitter Elite" for Halloween. I'm going to randomly say unfunny things and not talk to anyone who speaks to me.
@VeryLonelyLuke: I ordered a pizza. I don't think the guy understood how to get here. Is it free if it's 5 years late?
@JasonLastname: Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow