@WilliamAder: I'll be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that's me.
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@roxiqt: Words are fun. A "bat" can be a piece of sports equipment or an animal. A "spirit" can be a ghost or a beverage. A "content" creator can be someone who creates videos or who walks around screaming all of the time.
@envydatropic: If you stand by and watch someone wreck their life, you're part of the problem And yet we all still go to weddings for the open bar
@ArfMeasures: Wife: The kids made you these cakes for Father's Day! What do you think of them? Me: They're awful. But at least they made me these cakes