@CroweJam: I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives ban them from marrying each other.
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@findmydolls: It's cute that kids think they're safer with the light on, when actually it makes you more vulnerable and easier to spot.
@eXentRic_: Holy Communion: PRIEST:"This is the body of Christ. Take it " ME:"Uum,can I instagram it first?" *We laughed & then I was excommunicated*
@kirbys4losers: I can feel you getting distant from me; my only wish for you is that your destination is oncoming traffic.