@Dutch_50: I'll bet even homeless people look at funeral homes and think, "Nope. I'd rather stay out here."
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@HatfieldAnne: Him: Watch your language at dinner tonight. Me: So you want less Tarantino... H: ...and more Seuss. M: Gotcha. No swearing. Lots of rhyming.
@StarksWeek: I'm not saying I'm bilingual but if you shout at me in German I'll probably do whatever you want
@mjohnny3: On Fridays, I always dress for what the weather is going to be at 3am when I drunkenly lock myself out of my apartment.