@Dutch_50: I'll bet even homeless people look at funeral homes and think, "Nope. I'd rather stay out here."
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@NikiWithIssues: If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I'm sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me.
@Gooooats: Me on the Phone: I'm going to "work" from home today. My Boss: I heard those air quotes.
@onion_an: [jumps in getaway car after bank robbery] "They said no I couldn't have any money" Damn it, they make it look so easy in the movies