@realHamOnWry: I'll bet Miss Piggy kissed a lot of princes before she found her frog.
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@KenJennings: Bad news, the police just seized our German holiday bread. They said it was stollen. Folks, they said it was stollen.
@WheelTod: I once accidentally broke up with a girl on a broken-down train, when I said "I don't think this is going anywhere."
@Vodkantots: My tampon just leaked during my bath and now it looks like I made a tub full of passion fruit tea.