@realHamOnWry: I'll bet Miss Piggy kissed a lot of princes before she found her frog.
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@HrBry: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate
@Ohgoddessitsme: My fathers wife bought a "Christian cookbook" I didn't even know they had different recipes, I've been eating sin all along.
@KimmyMonte: [Jesus' dating profile] I love wine that's made from water, taking long walks on the ocean and going to supper w my friends.