@Dutch_50: I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass.
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@twt_malaysia: 'You'll go to hell for that joke' *in Hell Me: What did you do? Hitler: Genocide, what did you do? Me: Dunno tweeted a joke
@mojo_bones_: Condescending: (adj) showing patronizing superiority (verb) a convict shimmying down a prison wall with a rope made of bed sheets.
@JimMFelton: Nan swears blind she heard a miaowing from next door’s garden. She miaowed back. The cat miaowed. She miaowed back. This continued for minutes. She walks down the garden to the end. Looks over the fence. Still miaowing. Sees her neighbour miaowing back at her.