@Dutch_50: I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass.
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@Contwixt: I am rarely judgmental, but I do scowl, and shake my head slowly in disapproval whenever I see a vegan biting its nails.
@Sickayduh: "What's this ticket, officer?" - Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
@iwearaonesie: wife: I want a divorce [uncomfortable silence] everyone else at the party: Happy birthday to y-