@Dutch_50: I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass.
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@Steelers1972: I know I'm getting old when I see a beautiful 19 year old girl and I wonder what her mother looks like.
@ThisLocalHater: To the middle-aged guy in front of me at the bookstore buying several martial arts books: Is that even legal with your lack of ponytail?
@PimpBillClinton: To all the chicks on Twitter who complain about never getting laid, turn your location on.
@riscfuture: Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of “Smith” and “Baker,” we had “Frontenddeveloper” and “Socialmediaconsultant.”