@Dutch_50: I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass.
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@JRobb773: Your haunted dolls will promise you they are good at cutting even bangs, but they are not. They. Are. Not.
@Donnie_Fairburn: [trying to stick a dollar in a vending machine] vending machine: i have a boyfriend
@ChrisRGun: I don't hate people for their skin, creeds or heritage. I hate them based on how fond they are of Minions.