@Dutch_50: I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass.
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@Cheeseboy22: I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.
@Shot_Of_Cabo: (CPR class) Wife to instructor: What if my knees start to hurt? Me to instructor: See what I'm up against?
@shatterpants: I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want.