@Sarcasmo718: I'll buy the magic mushrooms, fireballs and flying raccoons but a Princess dating an Italian plumber?
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@GlennyRodge: "My dog's learning to speak a foreign language." "Español?" "No, he's a labrador."
@GoFrankGo: Look, Clinton's gonna win. US President order has to follow Star Trek Captain order: white guy, white guy, black guy, woman, Scott Bakula.
@Marlebean: As a responsible parent, I gave my kids a healthy breakfast of strawberries w/ milk & a little sugar... frozen. OK IT WAS ICE CREAM! FitFam?
@meganamram: I love therapy sessions because I get to cry for an hour. It usually freaks out my patient, though