@DamienFahey: I'll complain about the government invading my privacy after I tell you where I am on Facebook and posting what I'm eating on Instagram.
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@donni: Choose a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life, because you'll never get that job.
@adamgoodell: The mayor from Jaws is still the mayor in Jaws 2. It is so important to vote in your local elections.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I'm not a stupid person. I have a college degree. But I'll never understand how a fan can collect so much dust when it's constantly moving.
@djdarrellripley: (Sigh) I used to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. Now I sleep like a bear and eat like a horse...