@Sassafrantz: I'll do your taxes for free if you tell my mom we're dating.
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@LinajkReturns: Talking with a 17 year-old who is 'living life with no regrets' reminds me of that time I got in a shouting match with a trout.
@OakHill_: Me: *turns on game Wife: *turns on vacuum Me: *turns volume to max Wife: Me: Wife: Wife: *runs vacuum slowly in front of television
@BritXMeh: My spouse reminds me of He-Man. He also sits around in his pants all day, needs a haircut and has a weird relationship with his sister.
@briangaar: Sometimes I'm playing a dangerous game like Halo & people ask if I get scared but honestly no, your training just takes over