@Sassafrantz: I'll do your taxes for free if you tell my mom we're dating.
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@iGreenMonk: Wouldn't it be cool if Zombies & Vampires become human if we bite them first? Somebody needs to test that one.
@turtledumplin: Why do you look surprised in all your selfies? Didn't you know you were taking the picture?
@ExtraGrumpyCat: 4/20 = National Weed Day 4/21 = National Drug Testing Day 4/22 = National Unemployment Day