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@_SetTheHook_: "I'll drink to that."
-me to my next drink
@lejessica: The 80's called and they want you to stop saying they called.
@daemonic3: [home depot]
ME: I think I like this huge decorative rock
ME: Ok [with confidence] I REALLY LOVE THIS HUGE DECORATIVE ROCK
@upsheezy: "Walk it off" does not apply to everything.
Stupidity, for example.
You're not walking that shit off unless it's in to oncoming traffic
@BaldyLockzz: Canadian whiskey is just whiskey that apologizes for your hangover in the morning
@Robinbuble: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a guy, on the side of the highway reciting the alphabet backwards and trying to walk a straight line.