@WorldofWid: I'll have a Venti Vodka please.
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@pixelatedboat: This Easter, please take a moment to remember Jesus and his inspiring message for mankind:
@jordan_stratton: Don't be a doormat for people to walk all over. Be a FAKE doormat over a trapdoor that leads to a secret pit of cobras.
@trevso_electric: It's summer. We're young. Let's sneak into someone else's pool and skinnydip. If we get caught, we stab them and assume their identities.
@PwrFulWmn: You attract more men when you smell like butter, sautéed ham and onions than any expensive perfume.