@WorldofWid: I'll have a Venti Vodka please.
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@SortaBad: I bet kangaroos get drunk and find some ridiculous shit in their pouches in the morning.
@tomipuff: I would like a warm hound please "Excuse me?" A flaming puppy "..." Fire canine "Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?" Yes. A scorching pooch
@bIessbaby: *gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
@fart: "my favorite bon jovi song? oh its definitely the one where it sounds like a computer is trying to talk while burping"