@PaulyPeligroso: I'll kiss a close talker just to teach them a lesson.
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@Rollinintheseat: They say a woman deserves a man that looks at her every day like it's the first time he's seen her. It's wrong to promote Alzheimer's.
@BonaFideIntent: ....and that's how I ended up laying on the bedroom floor with a potato stuck in my ass.
@NervousJr: Based on how many times I've dropped my phone, I'm gonna hold off on the whole baby thing.