@PaulyPeligroso: I'll kiss a close talker just to teach them a lesson.
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@BoogTweets: Me: You know that prank where you put dog poop in a bag and set the persons house on fire? Her: You mean set the bag on fire Me: [sirens]
@The_MartiniGirl: Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor.
@Cheeseboy22: Remember, when you're driving in the snow, it's important to speed up and go as fast as you can so you don't get stuck.