@DBStoner: I'll never get picked for jury duty because I'd be the one on trial.....
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@Kamikaze_Blonde: "Why would anyone lie on the internet?" I asked, as Hugh Jackman carried me to the bedroom.
@TheBoydP: 19 showed us what he has learned at college when he asked "can we drink screwdrivers while we are opening presents?" *making screwdrivers*
@shariv67: God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying.