@DBStoner: I'll never get picked for jury duty because I'd be the one on trial.....
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@ericsshadow: One time I fell off a 20ft ladder, then climbed right back up and jumped off a second time to show that ladder who's in charge.
@fanofhell: [sees people filming a movie] yeah real original. a movie. like that's never been done before
@Marcmywords2: You can tell a lot about a person by what they swallow first when a cop pulls um over.