@caliluvgirl77: I'll never rob a store because I don't want to see the police guess my weight on a wanted poster.
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@OfficialMizGin: I hate it when a guy pulls out a chair in front of me. I’m never sure if he’s a gentleman or a chair thief.
@thejessbess: Are they Milk Duds? Cuz I'm definitely not getting in your van for some stupid Milk Duds.