@TheTweetOfGod: I'll never set a book in the ancient Roman Empire again. Ben Hur, done that.
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@weedguy420boner: why do we park in the driveway but fetishize an impossible and ridiculous masculinity on the hemingway
@britt_anylynn: The sign at the McDonald's I just passed says "We hiring" in case you're wondering what kind of qualifications you need to have to be hired.
@weinerdog4life: No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it.