@TheTweetOfGod: I'll never set a book in the ancient Roman Empire again. Ben Hur, done that.
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@Xoolun: Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password.
@bonehugsnirony: Therapist: don’t take things personally Me: [literally a conscious being that experiences life from a first-person perspective] ok I’ll try
@Midgetspar: Just bought Colgate mouthwash 'cause it builds stronger gums and someday my gums might have to lift a car off a baby.