@Scigglez: I'll never understand the appeal of TV shows about food. To me that's like listening to the Victoria Secret Fashion Show on the radio.
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@notacroc: ME: we can do this GOOGLE SMART CAR: we can't clear the bridge ME: *mashes 'im feeling lucky' button*
@TheCatWhisprer: The only thing I do to get my body ready for summer is make sure my AC is serviced.
@themiltron: scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien
@thenatewolf: ME: Detectives on tv always take people to diners to ask them questions. DETECTIVE: [sighs] ME: Maybe a few pancakes would jog my memory.