@Just__J0: "I'll never understand why people can't sleep with a closet door open" I say while making sure my feet don't hang over the side of the bed.
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@nyquills: God: you run really fast. Horse: sweet. God: people ride you in circles for sport. Horse: kindof weird but ok God: also don’t break a leg. Horse: why? God: Horse: God? why?
@themiltron: scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien
@loudmouth_usa: Me: Ma'am your pet is loud. Lady: That's my baby. Me: Ma'am your pet baby is loud