@Just__J0: "I'll never understand why people can't sleep with a closet door open" I say while making sure my feet don't hang over the side of the bed.
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@lex_looper: CNN just said the world is in $217 Trillion debt. Who the f*©k do we owe money to? The Decepticons???
@ThisOneSayz: Auto correct changed "absence" to "absinthe" and now my kid's school won't let me be on the PTA.