@Cheeseboy22: I'll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn't just put the dots in shape of the actual letters.
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@JRobb773: I’ll get married when I can find someone who can keep up with me at midnight when I’m wearing my old prom dress and chasing teens around the graveyard.
@Parkerlawyer: 7 brought me breakfast in bed, which in theory was super sweet, except in reality it was a poptart at 4am.
@dadjokehansolo: Ben: I'm trying to read, you're in my light Me: Because I am a Solo eclipse! Ben: Dad I swear to- Me: I am blocking the light of the son!