@Cheeseboy22: I'll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn't just put the dots in shape of the actual letters.
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@SarcasticAlly12: Motherhood is like being a fireman putting out fires but everyone is shouting out how you're doing it wrong and criticizing your sweatpants.
@iwearaonesie: *turns TV off* "THEY HAD CAMERAS EVERYWHERE BUT NOBODY SAW THE TOYS WALKING AROUND?!" - me every time I watch Toy Story 3
@Laser_Cat: A fun prank to pull on a neighbor is to introduce a species of invasive grass into his lawn.