@Leggalicious: "I'll sleep when I die" - person who doesn't really understand sleeping or dying.
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@myonlymizztake: I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public.
@internetluke: [finds money in jacket] nice [finds more money in pants] Today is my day. On a roll Boss: will you please take my jacket & pants off?