@Leggalicious: "I'll sleep when I die" - person who doesn't really understand sleeping or dying.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: Show me a woman in a Tweety Bird t-shirt and I'll show you a woman who shoplifts in the grocery store.
@djdarrellripley: Me: We need some ham. Her: I just bought a pound of ham yesterday. Me: Are you going to judge me, or are you going to buy some ham?
@TheBoydP: I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand.