@superdadatron: I'll stab someone if they hurt my kids. Or touch my nachos.
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@leshnevsky: - How can you always be such a happy person? - I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.
@KalvinMacleod: BANK TELLER: to open an account I'll need a first name ME: Robin BT: and a last? ME: Dabanc BT: so ur Robin Dabanc Me: *slowly reveals gun*
@_ElvishPresley_: Spider-Man: hold it right there, Chameleon Chameleon: how'd you know it was me Spider-Man: you're disguised as Peter Parker Chameleon: so Spider-Man: *starts sweating*
@Izianikapani: Given that our animals have pockets I think we can agree that Australia is more evolved than the rest of the world.