@superdadatron: I'll stab someone if they hurt my kids. Or touch my nachos.
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@gojarbe: *puts ranch dressing on chicken* aww look at his little cowboy hat and boots, how cute is that
@Rollmaninoz: *Shrek pre-production meeting* Producer: Do we have a name for the dragon yet Guy who named the donkey “Donkey”: I was thinking Dragon sir
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If you watch Beauty & the Beast backwards a grown man devolves into a monster then into a petulant little boy. It's basically Twitter.