@TheMichaelRock: I'll stop calling you a racist if you stop bragging about all the marathons you run.
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@DadandBuried: You'll never know how creative you really are until you need to start lying to your kids.
@ch000ch: JUDGE: i sentence you to life in prison MY LAWYER WHO IS A HOUSE FLY: nice that's only like 11 days
@Shot_Of_Cabo: The good thing about being a chubby chaser is you don't have to run very fast or very far.
@batkaren: One great thing about a cartoon avi is that I could be anything. I could be a 90-yo man. I could be a baby. HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT A BABY!