@TheMichaelRock: I'll stop calling you a racist if you stop bragging about all the marathons you run.
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@SteussieErica: Parenting: 1st kid: Document their every move 2nd kid: forget to pick them up 99% of the time
@juliussharpe: At the very highest level of karate, they give you pants that fit so you no longer need a belt.
@dance_blessed: The club can't even handle me right now. Like, the club's just had a very emotionally draining day and the club's been in a weird place.