@CulturedRuffian: I'll take a Friday the 13th over a Monday the 13th every single time.
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@TitansHomer: I used to get bullied online. Until one day I walked up to the biggest computer in Best Buy and beat the shit out of it.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Don't forget to celebrate Columbus Day by moving in to someone else's house and telling everyone it's yours, then closing the post office.
@KevinFarzad: Grand Theft Auto reminds me of Florida. Except one lets you shoot people without consequence and the other is a video game.
@hazelmotes1: This venomous snake is pretty scary. What can we do to make it even scarier? Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES