@BlindVigil: I'll take a low-fat, mocha, chai, organic-soy-milk latte, with a shot of French vanilla, sprinkled with unicorn soul, please.
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@ddsmidt: Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them.
@iscoff: Eating food off the floor, taking pills, trying to chase away ghosts? I grew up to be Pac-Man
@BadJordon: I'm just a boy, standing in front of the toilet paper aisle, trying to decide whether I want to wipe with a pillow, a cloud, or a kitten.
@Swishergirl24: Why are people upset about the Starbucks cup and not the fact that they are paying $7 for coffee?