@_NTFG_: I'll tell you what's wrong with modern society. Nobody ever drinks out of the skulls of their enemies anymore.
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@markleggett: A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back.
@erica_rosie: Just received a thank-you card from someone I sent a thank-you card to. Oh, it's on.