@weenbeans: I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.
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@morebees: when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day
@juliussharpe: I'll vote for whichever candidate promises to get rid of banner ads that move when you scroll down.
@iwearaonesie: *forgets why I walked into a room* *remembers lyrics to a song I heard once 20 years ago*