@juliussharpe: I'll vote for whichever candidate promises to get rid of banner ads that move when you scroll down.
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@mikejanson2: Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints! I'll show myself out y'all
@TheCatWhisprer: Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork.