@causticbob: Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it "White People"
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@LuckoftheDraw86: I'm gonna date the first guy to come out of this "Free STD Screenings!" van. #goodplan
@vineyille: It says here on your resume that you're "good at traps," could you expand on that while I investigate this pile of leaves on the floor?
@PULPKetchup: First they came for the Fight Club members, but I said nothing, because...you know...rules.
@lilplayer809: I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's into a dark place, then screw that, you're going first.