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@Midgetspar: I'm 100% sure Zebra's didn't earn those things.
@SufficientCharm: My boyfriend took me to dinner and insisted I order my food in a robot voice, so I took him to bed and insisted he make Chewbacca noises.
@P0tterhead_394: Soup: for when you want to be hungry again in 20 minutes
@brendohare: On your first day of prison, go up to the biggest, scariest guy there, and ask him "Have you heard of updog?"
@RealSudoNim: Guy wearing Superman t-shirt. LOL. Way to blow your identity idiot.
@De_ja_vu_who: I peel my underwear off as you watch me & then hand it to you,
You know what's coming next..
It's your turn to do the laundry