@thestlouisan: I'm 39 and I still don't know where to look when the dentist is working on my teeth.
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@MandiAtRandom: I'm an early bird and a night owl, so I'm basically some form of permanently exhausted pigeon
@weirdralph: They can identify a dead body by its dental records. How cool is that? "We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"
@KevinFrisbee: "Nope. Nope. Yeah right. Nope. Close! Nah. Nope. Almost! Hahaha, you're terrible at this." - piece of popcorn stuck between teeth.
@JoshuaHvr: This is your brain- *holds out egg* This is your brain on drugs- *puts egg on ground, spins it while shining lazers on it*