@eliserose5: I'm 5'3. I may be short but I have a HUGE personality....disorder.
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@BubblesnBooze: Him: How would you describe yourself? Me: Face of an angel, body of a marshmallow and the mouth of a sailor.
@GrantTanaka: me: [tells joke] son: I don't get it me: well ur mom told me a joke once and it took me 9 months to get it
@SpicyGinger69: She ran her fingers through my hair and pulled hard. I wanted to ask her to do it harder - but probably inappropriate for the hair salon.