@eliserose5: I'm 5'3. I may be short but I have a HUGE personality....disorder.
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@thedailymarker: Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Gays are definitely from Saturn. You know the only planet chic enough to accessorize with a belt.
@topaz_kell: Health Tip: If you find a pill on the floor of a public restroom, rinse it off before taking it.
@C3Ballin: Life was simpler when photo albums were books containing pleasant family snaps and not digital online librarys of me puking in a shoe.