@KevinFarzad: I'm 70% water and 40% bad at math.
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@squirrel74wkgn: [cat mom giving birth] Cat dad: Aw, a healthy kit- WHAT THE, twins! OMG triplets...holy shit, 4? (sweating)...5? WTF IS HAP- 6 *faints*
@GianDoh: How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called The Nervous System?
@pattonoswalt: I hate all the "creepy clown" news. I'm having a clown solidarity march at dusk near an abandoned insane asylum. Need a calliope player.