@somelightcrying: I'm a businessman so I tuck my shirt in. There's a lot of money on the line so I need you to know that this is roughly where my legs start.
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@atanenhaus: Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?
@better_off_dad: '....annnnnnd now you have TWO hours before you have to get up.' ~The monster under my bed
@_Mo_lee_: This guy next to me thinks I'm flirting, but really I'm just trying to see where he parks so I can steal his gas
@KeithAshers: Sending everyone soggy empty boxes this year with a note - Hope you enjoy this expensive ice sculpture made in your honor. #CheapChristmas