@Gooooats: "I'm a feminist," he said wanttogetintoyourpantsingly.
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@shariv67: We asked George, the office conspiracy theorist, to organize the Christmas party to show him how impossible it is to get a group of people to work together towards a common goal.
@ljoywilliams: Seriously hackers, y'all gotta do better. I don't need leaks from HBO, I need my student loan balance reduced to $12
@laurajennyjo: I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit