@mikefossey: I'm a janitor at MIT and i see some extremely hard ass equation on the chalk board. i quickly erase it because im not being paid to do math
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@idiosity: Went by the house where I grew up. Asked to go in to look around, but they said no and shut the door in my face. My parents can be so rude.
@KKBowls: My psychiatrist told me I need to love myself more. I was like, "damn doc I'm already up to 3 times a day"
@BradBroaddus: Got in a fight with the wife so I didn't let her sleep on the couch with me last night.
@marebytes: In my opinion - until they add extra fries, a martini & a joint - they have no business calling it a Happy Meal