@TravLeBlanc: I'm a lover, not a fighter. So if anyone is giving you trouble and you need me to have sex with them, I'm your man.
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@DurtMcHurtt: Your helium addiction is out of control, but nobody is taking your cry for help seriously.
@SunshineJarboly: not a day goes by that i don't think about dying and then accidentally getting sent to squirrel heaven