@TravLeBlanc: I'm a lover, not a fighter. So if anyone is giving you trouble and you need me to have sex with them, I'm your man.
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@candy_badass: Loneliness Status: Eating donuts and talking to the dog. He seems interested, but I think it's the donut.
@Wakenbake77: if you come trick or treating at my house you will leave with less candy than what you had
@CaniacMONK: My superpower is getting behind the person who is obviously refinancing their mortgage at the ATM.