@FilthyMacrame: I'm a man who hates rocks *smashes a rock with a sledgehammer* oh great I just made like a thousand more rocks
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@Black__Elvis: My boss told me if I kept showing up late he'd give me a pink slip and I was like, how does he know about my tastes in women's underwear?
@notalogin: [God making a planet for the first time and just constantly screwing things up] Ugh, first world problems.
@wolfpupy: i will be the first to admit when something is my fault, it really undercuts the other people blaming me for things
@Darlainky: I just want the courage to stick with my choice of medium sized refreshments after the cashier tells me that large is just 25 cents more.