@itsa_talia: I'm a nightmare
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@KellieMounce: Worst part of my old job was drug screenings. Had to tell a guy he was pregnant. Lesson: don't use your girlfriend's urine for testing.
@NurseSeymour: You never really know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it'll last. Snow, maybe.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board.