@MissScarlettK: I'm a pretty confident woman until I walk out of the grocery store & try to find where I parked.
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@Freudianscript: I'll never be accused of talking behind someone's back, because that would involve talking to people.
@imence2: Whenever I write out my alimony payment, I put cute things on the memo. Like "for your next divorce" or "clothes that make you feel skinny".
@KDonhoops: No internet for 11 hours. I've written two novels, lost 15 pounds, and forgotten how to pronnounce "gif."
@KeetPotato: [studying beached whale] its a new species bill think of a name ok um *surfer walks by* yo killer whale dude *biologists look at each other*