@MissScarlettK: I'm a pretty confident woman until I walk out of the grocery store & try to find where I parked.
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@faisaladam_: In Soviet Russia a bar walks into men. The case of the man-killing-bar remains unsolved.
@SomthinBoutSara: Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours
@XplodingUnicorn: [breaking up yet another fight] Me: Why do you always fight with your sisters? 6-year-old: Because I always win.