@slennonhugs: I'm a simple man *bites a pinecone* I enjoy simple things *tosses a gun into a lake* that's why I decided to let these bees live in my skull
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@DothTheDoth: The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work.
@fro_vo: MAGICIAN: i will now make my assistant disappear ASSISTANT: *covers eyes with hands* AUDIENCE FULL OF BABIES: *gasp with wonder and delight*
@YourMomsucksTho: If you start a sentence with "I seen", i'm just going to go ahead and assume the next part will not be "the inside of a book"