@FilthyRichmond: I wanna get in touch with those teachers who told me that I have potential, and be like, "Ha! I didn't amount to anything! In your face!"
@Book_Krazy: Mom: I think I'll name her Jenny.
Dr: I'm sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her jenny_2828
@topaz_kell: [taking a picture]
Me: "Make love to the camera!"
Grandma: "Don't make this weird, dear."
@InternetHippo: Requiring everyone's clocks to be the same is communism. Let the free market decide what time it is
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