@RandomAntics: I'm a vegetarian for the health reasons. Now pass the cheese fries.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: Imagine how much faster Olympic sprinters could run if they saw their wives going through their phones at the finish line
@ericacanrant: A scared look and a "let me go google that" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist.
@noduffers: Is there anything less intimidating than a cop on a bicycle? Wobble on, agent of justice, wobble on.