@Jason_Horton: "I'm a very private person" - people who are on back to back reality shows
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@mcclure111: Ernest Hemingway buys a pair of shoes mail order, but accidentally orders in a baby's size. He tries to sell them, but no one understands
@mean_crow: "Someone's been sleeping in my bed!" said mommy bear. "Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"
@GreenishDuck: Can't believe a woman would grow a life inside of her for 9 months and then name it Ian.