@Jason_Horton: "I'm a very private person" - people who are on back to back reality shows
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@Shock_Monster: I get nervous about DM's asking if it's me in video because: 1. I drink. 2. I sometimes dance when drunk. 3. I'm always white when I dance.
@AnnaKendrick47: In first grade when I'd tell my parents what I learned in class and they'd act amazed, I'd think "Shouldn't you know this shit already?"
@InternetHippo: me: trump is a thin skinned psychopath who will destroy the world at the slightest provocation also me: let’s make him mad lol
@jonnysun: its a good thing we swallow 8 spiders a year bc if it werent for those spiders, we'd be swalowing hundreds of flies and smaller insects