@mattvbrady: im about to go on a date. im sure it will be perfectly normal and wont go viral or anything...
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@Puncroaker: I think my wife is having an affair, for two years she claims to have been going to classes, yet still can't speak a word of Zumba.
@AntozWolf: I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig.... Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
@CauseWereGuys: Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat someone to death.
@Cheeseboy22: A terrible baby shower game idea is called, "Have a man come in and guess which woman at the shower is pregnant."