@mattvbrady: im about to go on a date. im sure it will be perfectly normal and wont go viral or anything...
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@nicfit75: My kids are giving all the people on this plane a hard lesson in birth control right now.
@notacroc: Therapist: what's upsetting you? Wife: he's always using common phrases incorrectly Me: cry me a table, Linda