@writerPT: I'm about two tissues away from shoving a tampon up my nose.
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@markydoodoo: Guys if ur drinking tonight please remember this; u can always use a frozen hot dog if u run out of ice. Ok stay safe & keep it real.
@JimmerThatisAll: It's raining men because the aliens are returning the abductees in the most compelling way possible.