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@writerPT: I'm about two tissues away from shoving a tampon up my nose.
@GrrlGhost: My first son he is wonderful
@DrDogMD: NURSE: The other nurses and I bought you this box of chocolates for Valentines Day!
DR DOG: You're joking, right?
@AmishPornStar1: "Sorbet" is a French word that means, "I wish it was ice cream."
@apollilaire: i order a pizza online and under special requests i write: "tell me the meaning of life". when the door bell rings there's only an empty box
@skickwriter: I appreciate and am so thankful for all law enforcement officers
...until I'm driving.